A Note to the Universe

I like my demonstrations of Newton's Laws safely in the lab. I really didn't need the refresher course I got today on the drive home. I'm in one piece, if sore, but my car is all crinkly and I won't be going to work tomorrow. Instead, I get to aggravate my headache by calling insurance companies and trying to figure out if my car is worth repairing or if I have to find enough money to replace it.